I was lifting weights with my penis, my manly enormous penis. Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one-hundred reps completed. With a clatter I released the 50 pound weights and felt the burn.
The ladies saw me as I turned, sweat glistening on my monster python-piledriver, pecs, abs, thighs, calves, and large manly hands. With a pulse of rippling crotch muscles I waved at them. Two fainted dead away, the other three rushed me in a pack, barking and salivating as they always do.
With a twist of my well-formed manly hips, I deftly dodged their ravenous assault, grabbed a towel from the pile and mopped myself,
Current Residence: California Favourite genre of music: Instrumental, power metal, video game, epic metal. Favourite photographer: Super Favourite style of art: ANTHRO ART ...AND FRACTAL. Operating System: Windows XP MP3 player of choice: WMP Shell of choice: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shells. What else is there? Wallpaper of choice: The end of all things. Skin of choice: Eclipse Favourite cartoon character: MYSELF. :B Personal Quote: it hates: the contamination and to those that provoke it.
Favourite Visual Artist
M.C. Echer
Favourite Movies
HELLRAISER (All 8), Platoon, Clockwork Orange
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Bal-Sagoth, Iron Maiden
Favourite Writers
Why, Isabella Guiha, Genius and Saint.
Favourite Games
Crysis
Favourite Gaming Platform
All of them, including PC
Tools of the Trade
Apophysis
Other Interests
Computers, fractals, D&D, roleplay, video games, and M:TG. Nerdy.
I thought this one was actually fun enough to try. :B
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4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you
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HOLY SHIT A DD?! wtflemonade.
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IN OTHER NEWS. I'm so hopelessly hooked on Call of Duty 4. Best FPS of the season so far, and I'm still waiting for Crysis...!
I shall now take one line completely out of context. No spoilers.
"Voldemort stroked his angry snake."
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OH HAHA. IT'S A PENIS JOKE. D:
Thank you very much! (I'm actually the guy with the borzoi character, haha!) I thought I'd watched you earlier but noticed I'd made a mistake and hadn't!